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09 Mai londonerA Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues, As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the Police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive, before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it will never be the
same again." After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust." I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life." " How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.
The Policeman replies, " Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the lorry hit you,"
The Londoner looks down in horror...................... FUCKING HELL" he screams............."Where's my Rolex?????" being board
30 April strangeJust in case you didn't know this. On the 4th of next month (May, of course) at two minutes and three seconds after one O'clock in the morning....... The time and date will be ................
01.02.03 04.05.06 *
That won't ever happen again in our lifetime (A thousand years, in fact, not sure about the generations bit. How long is a generation anyway?) 23 April GO ON GIVE ME A HUGIF YOUR IN A GOOD AND LOVING MOOD THEN GO ON AND GIVE ME A BIG HUG
Talking about watch and seeWatch this until Sylvester catches Tweety...(wait for it. It's worth it)... then scroll down...
 This was an idiot test. How long did you watch? 0-2 seconds - there's hope for you 2-5 seconds - having a bad day? 5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader? 10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of 20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed. 30 sec-1 min - Management material 1-2 min - The equivalent of the average house plant 2-5 min - Good afternoon Mr Bush 5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range 1hr plus - congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...  Talking about Confessions
Quote Confessions Life Before The ComputerLIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
Memory was something you lost with age
A keyboard was a piano
A hard drive was a long trip on the road you just hoped nobody ever found out
ιиfσямαтισи σи тαz
иαмє:тαѕмαиιαи ∂єνιℓ вιятн∂αтє:נυиє 19 , 1954
вιятнρℓα¢є:тαѕмαиια
нιѕтσяу σи тαz ¢яєαтσя:яσвєят м¢кιмѕσи νσι¢єѕ:мєℓ вℓαи¢ fιяѕт αρρєαяαи¢є:1954:∂єνιℓ мαяє нαяє ιитяєѕтιиg ιиfσ:тнє тαzмαиιαи ∂єνιℓ ∂єνσυяє∂,вσυℓ∂єяѕ,тяєєѕ ѕнυввєяу, αи∂ єνєяутнιиg єℓѕє ιи нιѕ ραтн αѕ нє мσνє∂ ℓιкє α ωнιяℓιиg тσяиα∂σ тняσυgн тнє נυиgℓє ℓαи∂ѕ¢αρє.taz sent all of the other animals in sight stampeding for cover. when he stopped,his snorting,sputtering effusions-as well as his waggling hands indicated that his was an appetite that could never be slaked.υиfσятυиαтєℓу тнє мєαℓ нє fανσυяє∂ αвσνє αℓℓ σтнєяѕ ωαѕ яαввιт. fιяѕт αρρєαяιиg ιи яσвєят м¢кιмѕσи'ѕ(1954 ∂єνιℓ мαу нαяє)ιи ωнι¢н нє ωяαиgℓєѕ ωιтн вυgѕ вυииу, ωнσ тσ яι∂ нιмѕєℓf σf тнιѕ ѕтєятσяσυѕ иυιѕαи¢є, єи∂ѕ υρ ρнσиιиg тнє "тαѕмαиιαи ρσѕт ∂ιѕραт¢н"αи∂ ρℓα¢ιиg α ρєяѕσиαℓ α∂ fσя α "ℓσиєℓу ℓα∂у ∂єνιℓ, σвנє¢т мαтяιмσиу." тнє ∂єνιℓєттє qυι¢кℓу αяяινєѕ ιи α αιяρℓαиє, ωєαяιиg α νєιℓ αи∂ ¢αяяуιиg α вσυqυєт, αи∂ ∂яαgѕ тнє ѕтαятℓє∂ вяι∂єgяσσм αωαу.уєт тнιѕ fιℓм ∂ι∂ иσтρℓєαѕє є∂ωαя∂ ѕєℓzєя, єχє¢υтινє ρяσ∂υ¢єя σf ωαяиєя'ѕ ¢αятσσи ∂ινιѕισи, αи∂ нє тσℓ∂ ѕтυ∂ισ нєα∂ м¢кιмѕσи тσ мαкє иσ мσяє ∂єνιℓ ѕнσятѕ.several years would pass untill studio head jack warner asked selzer what had become of the character. when selzer replied that taz had been retired, warner commanded selzer to revive him. apparently a character that consumed everything it saw appealed to his hollywood mogul. м¢кιмѕσи вяσυgнт тαz вα¢к ιи тнє 1957 вє∂єνιℓє∂ яαввιт ιи ωнι¢н вυgѕ вυииу нαѕ нι∂∂єи нιмѕєℓf ιи α ¢яαтє σf ¢αяяσтѕ, נυѕт вєfσяє ιт ιѕ ∂яσρρє∂ ιитσ тαѕмαиια. тнє ѕнє ∂єνιℓ ιѕ αℓѕσ вα¢к, вυт тнιѕ тιмє αѕ тαz'ѕ ωιfє ωнι¢н gινєѕ нєя αℓℓ тнє мσяє яєαѕσи fσя ℓα¢ιиg ιитσ тαz ωнєи,вυgѕ вυииу ιмρєяѕσиαтєѕ α fяιℓℓу ѕнє-∂єνιℓ αи∂ нσт ωιяєѕ нιм.
fιℓмσgяαρну 1954:∂єνιℓ мαу нαяє,,вυgѕ вυииу,тαѕмαиιαи ∂єνιℓ:נυиє 1954 ℓт яσвєят м¢кιмѕσи,,тαz ιѕ σи тнє ℓσσѕє αи∂ ¢нαѕєѕ αℓℓ тнє σтнєя αиιмαℓѕ αωαу, вυт вυgѕ вυииу ѕтι¢кѕ αяσυи∂ тσ σя∂єя α вяι∂є fσя тαz.
1957 :вє∂єνιℓє∂ яαввιт,вυgѕ вυииу, тαѕмαиιαи ∂єνιℓ:αρяιℓ 13, 1957 мм яσвєят м¢кιмѕσи,, вυgѕ вυииу'ѕ ¢αяяσт ѕнιρмєит ℓαи∂ѕ ιи тαѕмαиια ωнєяє нє тαкєѕ σи тнє ℓσ¢αℓ тєяяσя.
1957:∂υ¢кℓιиg тнє ∂єνιℓ,, ∂αffу ∂υ¢к, тαѕмαиιαи ∂єνιℓ:αυgυѕт 17 1957 мм яσвєят м¢кιмѕσи,,, ∂αffу ∂υ¢к υѕєѕ мυѕι¢ тσ ℓυяє єѕ¢αρє∂ тαz вα¢к тσ тнє zσσ тσ ¢σℓℓє¢т α $1,000.00 ∂σℓℓαя яєωαя∂.
1962:вιℓℓ σf нαяє,, вυgѕ вυииу, тα |
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